I love fall, but what is up with pumpkin spice everything? Lately, I’ve seen face masks, bacon, and even deodorant. What?!
Sadly enough, the products below actually exist.
- Water. Yup, it exists. I looked it up. Sounds…refreshing?
- Sunscreen. This just doesn’t paint a pretty picture to me. All hot and sticky, smelling like pumpkin spice.
- Pet Cologne. That lovely natural dog aroma combined with pumpkin spice. Fancy.
- Kale chips. Nope.
- Salsa. I’m a salsa lover, but that’s too much going on.
- Costume. There is a literal costume. You can BE pumpkin spice. Who did this?
- Sausage. Yes, let that thought simmer for a while.
So, yes, this was just a fun and crazy list I put together. If you love all that is pumpkin spice, enjoy these products and more! If not, Christmas is coming!